A loose toilet seat is not generally a health hazard, unless perhaps the toilet seat is on top of a flagpole.
"It doesn't hurt anything," Jeff Nielson of Novi is saying, "but it's annoying."
I thought I was the only one who wondered why the bolts that hold the plastic seat to your porcelain toilet seem to lose interest every six months. I was incorrect.
Based on an in-depth statistical sampling -- Nielson and his buddy Charlie Streeter of Beverly Hills, having lunch at the Plaza Deli in Southfield -- David Dowling is going to sell boxcar loads of Yukon Seat Grips.